damn auto invites...

What is an auto invite you might ask? No its not the stupid function on IRC (for you nerds out there). Its a term a group of us created for losers people who self invite themselves to functions. Be it a game of futsal, a night out to the pub or even a yam cha session after work. Some even to private parties. Yes there are such people and yes they must be extremely thick to do so.

There are 3 ways that I have noticed to get yourself auto invited. The bravest is of course by just showing up. Put on ya thickest hide and just show up like one of the gang. Someone has to be really brazen or arrogant to do this. A slightly less obvious way is to find out where the event is and stumble upon the group. After all, it isn't your fault if you happen to be there right?! Lastly is by pressuring for an invite. This only works if the person you are targeting is too nice/soft or wants to please everyone. This way you get invited so to speak out of courtesy or just not to upset you. Other than that the invites come with a mixture of the 3.

Its really sad how low a person is to be an auto invite. I mean how thick, arrogant or dumb are you to attend something not meant for you. What is the point anyways? If you are not wanted, why be there! Not itself its uncomfortable for you but why spoil other peoples fun? Guess that is the whole point, if I can't have fun, you shouldn't as well. :P